Devs team up with Devolver Digital to release STRAFE in 2017

We now have a more clear idea of when insanely awesome FPS STRAFE will arrive. The devs behind the "1996" FPS have teamed up with publisher Devolver Digital to bring us their game in "early 2017." 

In what is possibly the greatest press release of all time, Thom Glunt, director of STRAFE stated the following in regards to their partnership with Devolver:

“People want blood. They want tight action. They want speed that makes their face melt off, so they can scoop up the soupy remains and toss it in the air like a liquid confetti. Nobody gets that like Devolver Digital.” 

The press release continues: 

"Devolver was also drawn to STRAFE®’s roguelike elements, with randomly-generated levels, enemies, secrets and monster closets that promise infinite replayability with pure mayhem every time. Players simply grab a gun, teleport into a unique level set, and paint the walls red, with ÜBER-GORE® technology that allows for ludicrously persistent gibs. The only thing greater than the blood flow will be the future cash flow."

Fork Parker, Devolver Digital CFO is quoted as saying:

"Once everyone is dead, then we can take literally all of their money. Who’s gonna stop us? You? You’ll be a boiling puddle of entrails with more important things to do, like replacing the office chair you just dissolved through. And good luck, ‘cause you’re bankrupt."

I for one will be happy to turn into a puddle of entrails when this game comes out.

To find out more about STRAFE you can find it on Steam, or visit the official site. The STRAFE  team also recently released new gameplay footage, which you can find below.

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